Studdies show that 100% of divorces started with a wedding!Marriage...?
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: ';When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.';
Wife: ';No, I can't marry anyone after you.';
Johnson: ';But I want you to.';
Wife: ';But why?';
Johnson: ';Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!';
Yes, poor girl! LOL.
Good one!!! ...and so true...
wow. that's very...original.
and the noose after
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