Marriage ...?

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.





2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.





3. I take my wife everywhere.....but she keeps finding her way back





4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary ';Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!'; she said. So I suggested the kitchen.





5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.





6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said ';There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!'; So I bought her an electric chair.





7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was; she told me ';In the lake.';





8. She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.Marriage ...?
Ah...Where is this wonderful woman?Single boys, come on....


Hhahaha...Farah congratualtions,very nice you make my day happy, always original and wonderful my friend...Marriage ...?
Its so trueeee haha
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
I love them wish I could give you more stars but 15/10 you got an A+
nice
hahaha funny , but not that real , or are they ?