Marriage??

Marriage (Part I)





Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:





';I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?';





His new bride said:


';No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not.';





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You're welcome. :) Lots more where that came from so keep the jokes coming. ;)

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Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
i like 1st one.star for u.
hey, that was naughty!!





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